How could this happen?

I gotta find my sword again, I'll feel much better when I can fight off anyone who comes after me and Big G!

If it wasn't for the fact that someone already took out the piece of crap that hurt Big G I'd be out hunting right now.

Just a warning, you mess with my brother and you get me on your ass.

Voices, stupid voices everywhere!

I'm gonna punch someone I swear! I can't even hear myself think! Waaah!

I got a funny costume from the same map that Blondie got his guitar from! And some money from the other map! Yay!

I gotta go to work, I hope those dumb voices stop!

Someone did something real bad to a friend of my friends, and I can't do nothing 'bout it. I'm a stupid Guard, I gotta be able to do something, I just know it! The wind makes it tough 'cause even with my shield I just go flying ( Read more... )